So who does one call to lift hexes these days? It was so easy back in the day when you just went down to the barber for a good head drilling or a bleeding.Yes, I am that friend of yours that all the "crazy shit" happens too. Today I had to go take care the "outstanding warrant for my arrest" due to a traffic ticket payment that never made it to the feds. Really??? Of all of the outgoing mail we generate, the ONE piece that makes the difference between jail + an extra 100 bucks (roughly) DIDN'T MAKE IT TO IT'S DESTINATION??? And that's just the most recent example.
So anyway, back to the help wanted ad... I can pay in plush creatures or vegetarian hot dogs, or perhaps a real dog, if you prefer. All terms negotiable.
1 comment:
Don't you have a voodoo priestess in your neighborhood? WAY more effective. Clean up the chicken blood while it's still fresh, though. It's a pain if you let it dry first.
Or, if you get Frankenfurter, let me know cuz I'm coming over!
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