Sooooooo CUTE!

My friend Erina of Tragic Stitches just sent me a pic of a new doll she made. OMG!!! It's so cute I just had to post a picture. You can see Delora and her friends on her Etsy site HERE.

"No Small Miracle"

Here's the piece for the Biggie Smalls show on Saturday. It's an incense holder!!! If you care to have the piece explained, just ask me on Saturday.
See you there!

Thank You, Mary Martineau!

Here's the bulk of what I received in a divine gift channeled through the human, Mary Martineau.
A few have already spoken to me. The others are waiting to get to know me a little better.
I am resurrecting one of these guys to create an incense holder. The piece will be on display at the Biggie Smalls show next Saturday. Please come, it should be fun! And it should smell nice.

Oops...

I forgot to tell you about the picture...
Anonymous got the first part right. Staples. As in, I'm sitting here and there's a stapler. I wonder what it would be like to punch a bunch of staples in the wall and window sill? The second part. An Exacto knife. As in, OH SHIT! I can't just leave a bunch of staples in the wall and window sill because they'll know for sure it was me, so I'll just use this Exacto knife to pry them out and hope that they'll blame it on the dog.
So there's that...

More updates later.

But first a contest for a million dollars...

So much going on, but first I will award one million dollars to the person who can guess WHAT caused the holes and scratches in the wall. The person who can guess WHO caused the holes and scratches will be awarded nothing because that is not much of a contest.

Results will be posted later today or early tomorrow...

Disclaimer: No I really don't have one million dollars to award, but I am that confident that you will not be able to guess. If you DO figure it out, I will for sure think of something in which to award you! Keep in mind that there is more than one tool of destruction involved.

My Sister Rules! Subtitle: The Coolest Thing I Ever Got For Free!

My sister's family is in the process of renovating an old farm house that belonged to her husband's Aunt Jack. Aunt Jack left behind a great many things. A. Great. Many. Things.
My sister contacted me after uncovering treasures in the attic, and told me that she had a "surprise" for me. ANYTHING from an old farm house attic sounded like something that I would INDEED be interested in, but I had NOOOOOOO inkling of the gloriousness of the treasure that awaited...




Unfortunately, the linen and wool bodies were so moldy and disintegrating that they couldn't be saved. Some of the limbs were pretty eaten up as well. The heads though, OH, THE HEADS!!! I will be working at preserving what's left of them for display purposes.
Thank you, Aunt Jack. I will take good care of them.

Buh-reether!

It's weird. I feel like I've had a pretty easy going schedule for over a week. Like I'm not too stressed. I've even watched movies. I KNOW, what's that, right?! I have a few projects to finish, but I know they'll get completed before the next round of projects. I can't even put a finger on why I don't feel all freaky. It's nice though.

I took Nora to the casting pond to fish today. I took stuff to draw (an aside: I had the "MAKE ART NOT WAR" t-shirt on, and I looked tres cliche.). O.k, so I tried to draw, but there was so much nature going on! Geese, ducks, ducklings, and an effing blue heron. And it was fishing, and it was the raddest!!! So I at least drew a picture of the heron. Man, I LOVE seeing nature that you don't see all the time!!! It's like Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom!