Sunday, August 16, 2009
I want to have this sandwich's baby...
So I've been eating one of these two sandwiches EVERY DAY, and I can't seem to stop myself. I get the shakes if I miss. Sandwich #1: Bagel, Tofutti cream cheese, mustard, "bacon" bits, avacado. Sandwich #2: Toast, Nayonaise, "bacon" bits, tomato, avacado. O.k., so I'm not stupid. It's all about the "bacon". I can eat a whole thing of that shit! You should totally try it. I won't even tell if you use real bacon. Actually I might stare at you and drool.
O.k., so like my neighborhood has people who pick up trash, and I try to join them each week. I really kind of like it, and almost every week I find AWESOME stuff (don't ask how many super gross things I've found though, RETCH!). Look what I found today! It's a Strawberry Shortcake Flavor Swirl doll and little Custard. I will paint them so that they can feel resurrected. SCORE!