Sunday, August 16, 2009

I want to have this sandwich's baby...


So I've been eating one of these two sandwiches EVERY DAY, and I can't seem to stop myself. I get the shakes if I miss. Sandwich #1: Bagel, Tofutti cream cheese, mustard, "bacon" bits, avacado. Sandwich #2: Toast, Nayonaise, "bacon" bits, tomato, avacado. O.k., so I'm not stupid. It's all about the "bacon". I can eat a whole thing of that shit! You should totally try it. I won't even tell if you use real bacon. Actually I might stare at you and drool.

O.k., so like my neighborhood has people who pick up trash, and I try to join them each week. I really kind of like it, and almost every week I find AWESOME stuff (don't ask how many super gross things I've found though, RETCH!). Look what I found today! It's a Strawberry Shortcake Flavor Swirl doll and little Custard. I will paint them so that they can feel resurrected. SCORE!

6 comments:

amy turn sharp of doobleh-vay said...

SOUNDS YUMMY!

Alissa said...

Awesome score! I like bacon.

Meagan M. said...

I don't think I left my comment... Sorry if there are 2. Wanted to let you know how much my office and myself enjoyed your presentation at Pecha Kucha. I was the vagina lady... It was hilarious! Do you know about the house in Mexico City with thousands of dolls???

Amy Phillips-Gary said...

Can't wait to see what these treasures are turned into! I am a huge fan of vegan blts-- now I'm going to have to have one

Mrs. Evils said...

I think it would have to have real bacon for it to get to 3rd base with me. But it does sound delightful

Laura said...

OH Shaz, you are so stinkin' cute! I <3 you ever so much!!!