So I've been eating one of these two sandwiches EVERY DAY, and I can't seem to stop myself. I get the shakes if I miss. Sandwich #1: Bagel, Tofutti cream cheese, mustard, "bacon" bits, avacado. Sandwich #2: Toast, Nayonaise, "bacon" bits, tomato, avacado. O.k., so I'm not stupid. It's all about the "bacon". I can eat a whole thing of that shit! You should totally try it. I won't even tell if you use real bacon. Actually I might stare at you and drool.
O.k., so like my neighborhood has people who pick up trash, and I try to join them each week. I really kind of like it, and almost every week I find AWESOME stuff (don't ask how many super gross things I've found though, RETCH!). Look what I found today! It's a Strawberry Shortcake Flavor Swirl doll and little Custard. I will paint them so that they can feel resurrected. SCORE!
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SOUNDS YUMMY!
Awesome score! I like bacon.
I don't think I left my comment... Sorry if there are 2. Wanted to let you know how much my office and myself enjoyed your presentation at Pecha Kucha. I was the vagina lady... It was hilarious! Do you know about the house in Mexico City with thousands of dolls???
Can't wait to see what these treasures are turned into! I am a huge fan of vegan blts-- now I'm going to have to have one
I think it would have to have real bacon for it to get to 3rd base with me. But it does sound delightful
OH Shaz, you are so stinkin' cute! I <3 you ever so much!!!
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