Thursday, September 10, 2009
Cleanliness is Next to Godliness
"I really wish I could take a bath."
"Then take a bath."
"The bathtub is too dirty."
"It's not that dirty, besides the scum that's on the tub is obviously not coming off since it's still there after being showered upon. You would have to have skin made of scouring pad for it to come off on you."
"Well, then why don't you scrub the tub first?"
"I don't really want to take a bath that bad."